*tee hee* i'm a bloodthirsty thief...

1. DO YOU SNORE?: nope
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: lover...i wish i could fight back...
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: not sure. probably being alone. i hate it when i'm ditched or cut off.
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?: i wasn't, but lia was XP
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?: hm, there seems to be so much of it...which is the "real" one?
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: no, but i chew on everything else
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: yeah, i was adorable until i ran away screaming "poopy!". i also had the cutest Troll hair.
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: i'm through my ultra-fem GETAWAYFROMMEBITCH phase. my # is 7202078740, feel free to call me *cheesy wink*
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: black
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: not anymore
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: no
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?: no. isn't that sad?
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: london/paris/anywhere in europe/japan
15. CAN YOU SWIM?: i'm a really good swimmer, i just never swim. oh wait then:
**12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?: i can swim like a motherfucker
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?: three times
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?: no
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOSTIE POP?: too many
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: *blink* no
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: yeah, i love them
21. ARE YOU A SINGLE CHILD?: yes and it means i need more friends.
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS?: razorblade or scissors
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: don't kill it, that's mean
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: yeah...i think...not sure. most likely.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: yeah. it's legible and sensible and not TOO FUCKING BIG AND BUBBLY AND HUGE AND LAKEHRTA;KEHR;ALKJSDF!
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?: nothing
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE U"?: never. i don't use "u".
28. IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: heheh didn't know know he lives in zach's basement?
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: no. why does anybody? half the time they divorce anyway...
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: ew
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?: yes. so are brunettes. and girls with black hair. and redheads.
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: on the dryer, probably with it's pair...
33. WHAT TIME IS IT?: 9:59 pm
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: ish, jess...um...ish....
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?: no way. i love me som disgusting, fatty heart-attack-in-the-shape-of-a-golden-french-fry <-----that's all my veggie self will eat there (salads are nasty there)
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: about five hours ago
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: showers
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?: no
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?: yes.
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: no. the dark is more enveloping. it makes me feel like i'm in a blanket.
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: mindless self indulgence, and soda (>.< i'm trying to quit)
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?: creamy.
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?: the only time i ever did was in a mosh pit.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: no
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: once
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: *no comment*
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?: not generally
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: nearly-black-shit-brown
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: it's going great but i hate it at the moment
51. WHO'S BETTER: STONE COLD OR THE ROCK?: ugh.
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: i can predict music videos
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?: i want to really really bad
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: i played cello for a year and was really good. i'm trying to play bass and never got really good at guitar.
55. HAVE U EVER STOLEN MONEY?: i did yesterday
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?: I CAN TURN LEFT! WHAT NOW, BITCHZ?!
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: usually. as long as i have good people to be with and my bike i'm good.
58. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?: it takes ten minutes of straight laughing and a psuedo-asthma attack.
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: *psh* i used to.
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?: um, if a mans best friend eats your food, shits on your carpet and tears up your couch, then yes.
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: do what you want
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?: no, but i almost could last year
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?: i am a walking, talking, foot-in-mouth mistake.
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?: it doensn't matter, i'm wearing a black sweater anyway
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: spaghetti
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?: yes
68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAIL?: agreed, the overstock.com woman is the world's greatest bitch
9. HOW MANY ARTICLES OF CLOTHING DO YOU OWN FROM HOLLISTER &/OR ABERCROMBIE & FITCH?: thank god it's none
70. FAVORITE SONG At THE MOMENT: um...um...>.< *runs away*